Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Monday, August 06, 2007

What’s in a name?

How would you explain a mystery that you interpreted in simple terms?

A moniker is so important for a scientist to communicate with the general audience. He could use either “metaphorical tools” or “rhetorical tools.” But, many audiences convert the figurative speech into a literal sense.

Scientists have been using different types of figures (God, Cosmic religion, Cosmic mystery, Old One, God’s Particle ) to explain the mystery they have encountered. But, it seems that they use the God metaphor frequently.

This article shares my viewpoint.

“…physicists groan when they hear it referred to as the “God particle” in newspapers and elsewhere (and the temptation to repeat it, given science reporters’ desperate need for colorful phrases in an abstract and daunting field, is irresistible). Even when these physicists approve of what you have written about their craft, they grumble that the media are engaging in sensationalism, or worse.”
My guide in all of this, of course, the biggest name-dropper in science, is Albert Einstein, who mentioned God often enough that one could imagine he and the “Old One” had a standing date for coffee or tennis. To wit: “The Lord is subtle, but malicious he is not.”

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Bollywood on NBC

Yesterday, I accidentally watched the last 5 minutes of America's Got Talent on NBC. There was this Pakistani guy who danced for Ek Pal Ka Jeena from Kaho Na... Pyaar Hai. Guess what? The audience love him. The judges, after some initial face making, were intrigued at the steps.


Oh! Did I tell you? He got selected.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Printers War

Kodak Printers is a Mac-PC commercial spoof on NY Times. Kodak and HP debate over each other's marketing and pricing policies. I recommend watching this video till the end.
[Source: http://www.nytimes.com]

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Chocolate Spill

A semi carrying chocolate boxes crashed in New Mexico:

Around 12:30 p.m. Thursday, a truck hauling nearly four tons of chocolate bars overturned near Grants, spilling boxes of the sweet stuff all over the road.
Hmm! I wish I was in mile marker 76 eating all the chocolates. This reminds me of the land of chocolates in Simpson's episode.

Monday, May 14, 2007

CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

Wondering what this term means?

Today Fox aired Das Bus , an episode of The Simpsons. In this episode the protagonist, Homer Simpson, opens a startup business with the use of Internet. This clip is a parody of acquisition. Later Bill Gates tries to acquire Homer's business out of frustration. Here is a quote from Bill Gates:

Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.

Watch this funny clip: [Source: As always Youtube]


Saturday, May 12, 2007

Limerick Day

On the occasion of limerick day, I have a couple of mathematical limericks to share.
Limerick based on mathematical convention written by
David Collett:

if ( i = t2 + e)
& (e = 14 + 3)
.·. i > p
& e > i
& (e | p) i 4 t


Limerick based on Integration

Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.


Sunday, April 01, 2007

April Fool's Day 2007

It is traditional to play a prank on someone and fool them today. But, media and large corporations take it a little too far too often. Last year, Ajay introduced me to hoaxes that are created by Google. Today, I noticed two hoaxes from Google.

Google's hoaxes on today is funny. I wonder if people are really gullible to fall for Google's TiSP.
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
More about this can be found at How TiSP works?

I encountered a second hoax from Google when checking mail on Gmail, Google's email service. The Gmail paper that can send you printouts to your home and made it more realistic with a bunch of testimonials about their beta product.
All part of the deal. Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed. We recommend maintaining copies of your non-paper Gmail in these cases.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Family Guy

How many times have you irritated your mom?

Watch this clip from Family Guy. It is so funny watching Stewie, the infant, irritate his mom. Enjoy!